The funny thing about local sex finders is that they’re very heavy on hype, okay? Let’s just get that out of the way. I mean, this doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out.

When you look at all those ads for local sex finder websites, they play up the fact that they get a lot of women. Some even claim that the moment you join, all these women would jump on your cock or try to fuck you. I mean, it’s really funny.

In many cases, you can tell that the copywriters behind those websites are having a great time. Maybe they’re smoking a lot of weed while they’re writing that shit, but it is a hoot, okay? Let’s just get that out of the way.

It’s funny, but it’s not so funny when you take all that shit in and truly believe it and you fall flat on your face. Worse yet, on the one hand, you’re grabbing your dick, and on the other hand, you’re grabbing your credit card because you’re out of cash.

So do yourself a big favor and understand how local sex finder websites truly work. Play the numbers game. Pay attention to the community. Pay attention to how people communicate with each other. Put together a halfway-decent profile. In other words, stop acting like a little bitch thinking that just because you paid a membership fee that you are somehow, some way, entitled to pussy.

I’m sorry to be the one to tell this to you, but I don’t mean to bitch-slap you with this inconvenient truth, but life doesn’t work that way. Nobody’s entitled to success. Nobody is entitled, least of all, to pussy. You have to put in the work. You have to be worth fucking. Do you see where I’m coming from?